Much Too Hasty (Parody of White & Nerdy)

Parody of Ridin' and White & Nerdy

A parody of Ridin’ by Chamillionaire and White & Nerdy by Weird Al Yankovic as written by Loial son of Arent son of Halan.

They see me leavin’
the steddin’
I know they’re all thinking
I am much too hasty

Thinkin’ that I’m much too hasty
Thinkin’ that I’m much too hasty
Can’t you see I’m much too hasty?
Look at me I’m much too hasty

I wanna go with
ta’veren
But I hope they don’t think
that I’m too huge and hasty

Think I’m just too huge and hasty
Think I’m just too huge and hasty
I’m just too huge and hasty
Really, really huge and hasty

Left stedding Shangtai the world to see
Got skills, I’m best for singing a tree
In the groves it is best to be
Keep your Eye, I’ll just see the Man Green

My name never lies to the contrary
You’ll find my friendship stationary
Never duplicated by old Terry
Artur Hawkwing‘s in my library

My axe handle’s all totally stretched out
Elder Haman begged me to pay attention
For Erith I have undying passion
Praising her ears is my distraction

Don’t have the Longing, no; no, there’s no malaise
I’m a whiz with All the Things; I even know the Ways
Once you see my sweet moves you’re gonna stay amazed
Long legs movin’ so fast, I’ll win every race

There’s no killer book I haven’t read
Inn Remen finally had a bed
Help make all the Myrddraal dead
Ain’t that old but Stump heard what I said

You know treesinging is my theme song
In a game of stones you’ll surely be gone
I’ll ace any trivia quiz you bring on
I’m well-versed in loyalty; but less so Tuon

They see my eyebrows
a-droopin’
I know in my heart they think I’m
Tall and hasty

Think I’m just too tall and hasty
Think I’m just too tall and hasty
Can’t you see I’m tall and hasty?
Look at me! I’m tall and hasty

I went west with
friend Perrin
Therefore it’s apparent I’m too
Rash and hasty

Think I’m just too rash and hasty
Think I’m just too rash and hasty
I’m just too rash and hasty
How’d I get so rash and hasty?

I’ve been meeting, inspectin’
Ta’veren friends who won’t answer a question
Still, when in danger, I must protect ‘em
Goin’ back homeward; that’d leave me bored

Alerting stedding by Traveling with Karldin
after Rand al’Thor reunites with Min
I know all the arcania really well
I can recite it right now; have you dumbstruck for a spell

Wanna visit all the grove sites (grove sites)
When my friends need some help who do they call?
I do everything for them all
Get as many thank-you’s as a dog

Oh, self-pity’s not my tack
Now returning to the tone of this rap
Watch out for that north winter sap Pop! Pop!
Now this verse is kinda creaky

I’m hasty in the extreme
Taller than the ceiling beam
I was in big book club and tree club
And even the race team!

Life on the road can get kinda hard
When my new friends have lost their bard
I walk into town and get all the stares
Me and Trollocs sure are no pair

They see me hackin’
They dyin’
And losing their lives ‘cause
I’m so Big ‘N Hasty

Just because I’m Big ‘N Hasty
Just because I’m Big ‘N Hasty
All because I’m Big ‘N Hasty
Holy Wheel I’m Big ‘N Hasty

I wanna write with
the scholars
But oh well it’s obvious I’m
much too hasty

Thinkin’ that I’m much too hasty
Thinkin’ that I’m much too hasty
I’m just too rash and hasty
Look at me I’m much too hasty!